Directed by Greta Gerwig. Starring Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, America Ferrera, Kate McKinnon, Simu Liu, and Will Ferrell.
Stereotypical Barbie (Robbie) lives in Barbieland, a magical realm where all the Barbies and Kens reside. Every day is glorious, and the society is matriarchal in nature. All the Barbies have jobs like journalist or doctor. Meanwhile the Kens have jobs like ‘beach’ (not to be confused with lifeguard). Beach Ken (Gosling) is devoted to Barbie and is only happy when he’s with her, and he’s jealous of a rival Ken (Simu Liu).
Everything is fine until Barbie begins experiencing existential dread. She worries about mortality. Worse, she has cellulite and flat feet. She consults Weird Barbie (McKinnon) who tells her she needs to visit the real world and find the girl who’s playing with her to discover what’s wrong.
Barbie sets off. Ken hides in her car but she allows him to tag along. She’s looking forward to the real world and imagines she will be feted because of all the work the Barbies have done to advance the cause of female empowerment. Instead she discovers a world where she’s objectified and harassed by men and dismissed by girls for encouraging unrealistic beauty standards. While this is happening Ken discovers the patriarchy, which seems to have something to do with horses.
Meanwhile the CEO of Mattel (Farrell) is horrified to discover that a Barbie has escaped Barbieland and insists she’s captured and ‘put back in her box.’
It’s been a curious summer, who knew that two films released on the same day, yet hugely different, would find their fates intertwined, but here we are. A film about the man who built the A-bomb and a film about a plastic bombshell come to life, one dark and brooding the other (ostensibly) bright and colourful. In any other year they might have been in competition, but in 2023 their PR seemed to feed off each other. Some people saw both in the same day (I’m still not sure what the best way round would be) many others, like me, saw them separately.
They’ve both done very well, and both deserved to do very well, but I’ve already talked about Oppie so let’s discuss Barbie.
At first there’s something very familiar about Barbie. Her endless succession of perfect days feels reminiscent of the Lego Movie (the presence of Ferrel feeds into this) but even more recent film like Ryan Reynolds’ Free Guy.
Thankfully Gerwig has something a little more subversive up her sleeve as the film deals with feminism, sexual harassment, the patriarchy and basically the fact that women still maybe aren’t as equal as they should be.
Don’t worry about subtext or nuance, if the film has a flaw (and it’s debatable if it is even a flaw) it’s that everything is in the text, no need to go digging around. This film is a subtle as a brick. That it’s still hugely enjoyable is down to Gerwig’s talent behind the camera and Robbie and Gosling’s in front of it. And hey, maybe Garth Marenghi was right; subtext is for cowards.
The film looks amazing, especially Barbieland which feels utterly real despite being anything but. The set designs are insane and it’s just gorgeous to look at, and makes for a marked contrast with the real world when Barbie and Ken reach it and Gerwig plays with pop culture in ways you never expected. Seriously, the 2000 A Space Odyssey opening took my breath away and made me giggle a lot.
It never ceases to amaze me both how beautiful but also how talented Robbie is, and this is the perfect role for her. Likely a dozen other actresses could have easily pulled off the physicality of Barbie, but Robbie also pulls off Barbie’s heart and soul. The dejection in her face when she realises the (not so) little girl who’s her owner despises her, is heartbreaking. The film breaks the fourth wall several times, but the funniest example is when it does this to point out just how unrealistically beautiful Robbie is. Kudos to Margot for not taking herself too seriously and throwing herself into the role so completely.
Some people have been surprised at how good Gosling is at comedy. These people obviously never watched The Nice Guys (and if you’ve never watched The Nice Guys stop reading this review and go see it now). His Ken is hilarious, a beautiful, insecure idiot and his shock and amazement when he realises that in the real world men have all the power is as funny as it is worrying; the scene where he tries to get a succession of jobs based solely on his gender is a highlight. Much like Robbie though, there are hidden depths beneath the plastic. I mean maybe not so deep, but he’s more than just Beach.
McKinnon is a hoot as Weird Barbie, and much like everyone else in the film seems to be having a blast) but special mention should go to America Ferrera as Gloria, a frazzled real world corporate mom. Her monologue is worth the price of admission alone.
However much you dress it up you are watching a giant commercial for Barbie dolls, and the fact is that maybe the doll has perpetuated an unrealistic image of female of female beauty over the years, but somehow Gerwig walks a tightrope between the message she wants to get out there, and the message Mattel wants her to get out there, and it works, it really does.
It’s a fun, gloriously surreal movie that’s far more intelligent than it might appear, and proves yet again what a good director Gerwig is (yet to find a GG film I didn’t like) but also reinforces that Robbie and Gosling are genuine movie stars.
The future’s bright, the future’s pink.