Directed by Jonathan Goldstein and John Francis Daley. Starring Chris Pine, Michelle Rodriguez, Regé-Jean Page, Justice Smith, Sophia Lillis, Daisy Head and Hugh Grant.
Edgin Darvis (Pine) is a bard but he was once a Harper, a peacekeeper, but after his wife was murdered by Red Wizards, he turned to crime in order to put food on the table for his baby daughter, Kira. Eventually he teamed up with Holga Kilgore (Rodriguez), a barbarian, who became a surrogate mother for Kira, as well as Simon Aumar (Smith) a less than impressive wizard and Forge Fitzwilliam (Grant) a roguish conman. When one heist went wrong, he and Holga were arrested.
After two years in an arctic prison they escape and head back to the city of Neverwinter to find Kira. They do find her but discover that in their absence Forge has become a father figure for Kira and has also somehow become Lord of Neverwinter. At first their reunion is cordial, but Forge has ulterior motives, soon Edgin and Holga will need to go on a quest if they want to get Kira back, and thwart the plans of Forge and the evil Red Wizards. Along the way they’ll team back up with Simon, recruit a shapeshifting druid named Doric (Lillis) and cross paths with Xenk Yendar (Page) a ridiculously noble and ridiculously handsome paladin.
Can this ragtag bunch of thieves really hope to save Kira and Neverwinter though?
It’s a curious thing, I’ve done a reasonable amount of role playing in my time, yet I’ve never played D&D, of course I know something of the world, and back in the day I loved the cartoon (more on that later) but mostly I came to this film knowing very little, and you’ll be glad to know that my lack of knowledge didn’t hamper my enjoyment in the slightest.
And there was a lot of enjoyment!
Every so often a film comes along that to look at is just another CGI heavy blockbuster based on some vague or random IP, but turns out to be a genuine joy. The last such film was the first Guardians of the Galaxy film, and while Dungeons & Dragons isn’t quite up to that level, it’s a very good film all the same.
The casting is spot on, something else Guardians got right. Pine is excellent as the leader of the group, less Captain Kirk more Hannibal Smith, and while he doesn’t play Edgin like an idiot, he’s very much just one cog that makes the team work rather than some kind of uber action hero who can do everything. Pine is an actor who impresses me every time I see him. There’s just one flaw, his lute playing and singing don’t remotely convince. Everything else, the hint of nobility behind his thievish eyes, his leadership, his flaws and his love for his daughter and his friends is spot on.
Rodriguez may feel a little wooden at times, but she is playing a stoic barbarian (and how nice to see a woman barbarian) so that makes perfect sense. She convinces in every fight scene and her chemistry with the others, especially Pine and Chloe Coleman as the teenage Kira, is great. It’s kinda amazing to think it’s almost 25 years since I saw her in Girlfight! The woman never ages!
Smith is very good as the woeful wizard, and so engaging that you don’t really mind the ‘believe in yourself’ journey he goes on. Similarly, Lillis is excellent as the team’s shapeshifter and neither she nor Smith seem at all phased in the company of Pine and Rodriguez, and as teams go they all get plenty of screen time, agency and hero moments.
The film of course is almost stolen out from under our band of thieves by two men. Sure, Hugh Grant might be channelling his Paddington bad guy here, but damn it all he does it so well that you really don’t care, and Page plays Yendar so straight-faced that he’s hilarious, yet again he’s more than just a comic foil, being very noble and quite handy in a fight.
Finally there’s Head who’s suitably threatening as the big bad.
The script is knowing without every winking at the audience, and for every laugh there’s a moment of genuine peril. Highlights include the initial prison escape, the deadly games the team participate in (and watch out for a cartoon cameo or two here!) but best of all a section in a graveyard that’s worth the price of admission alone.
A great cast, great script, and great direction this is an example of how to do a blockbuster right. Fingers crossed that these valiant heroes will throw a six and get a sequel because I’d really like to see all these guys again.